The Last Post Before Bed Is All Emily's Fault

[bloodyrosemccoy]

By the way, I am now a badge-carrying X-Man. Really.  I have a badge. It came in the mail with a book about pirates, several pictures of Super Mario’s hat, and a Xeroxed bit of vileness the likes of which can never, ever be explained, not even by the person who successfully explained this.

 

Which, of course, brings us to my next question*: What is my mutant power?

 

I submit it to y’all. Anyone willing to supply me with a mutant power? Or am I gonna have to come up with one myself?

 

And while I’m at it, what are yours?

 

As of now, you are unleashed.  Go for it. I await with breathless curiosity.


*My new status as an X-Man brought me to it, I mean.  The rest of the package raised other questions, but a lot of them had to do with what Emily and I are smoking.

Comments

Re: ??

[(Anonymous)]

Liz has a mutant power. Remember? It was to make people spontaneously orgasm when she wants them to. That, and to fly. I don't know if she's serious about the orgasm thing, though.

Me, I'm pretty convinced I'd be the one with the dregs of the barrel mutation, like to turn into a puddle of jelly or something. I guess that would have it's perks. I haven't figured it out yet, to be honest

And you have a point on the bird thing. You should've been there when I mailed the package. The mail woman laughed at the postal octopus bit. It was fun.

Re: ??

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Oh, I forgot she got that power. I thought we'd have to fight over it. (I think it was my idea when we were coming up with stupid powers, and I WISH I could remember some of the others we came up with. Cody had some contributions, too.)

I still maintain that one of your mutant powers is knowing the price of EVERYTHING. Maybe you'll take a girly power where you can make everything smell like Bath and Body Works products. Or, I don't know, you can randomly turn orange. Maybe you're half-fish! You have gills! And scales up and down your back!

We'll work on it.

Re: ??

[(Anonymous)]

Oh yeah, that super power would work.

Sinister: Haha, fear me for I have the X-Men under my big toe. There is nothing you can do now!

Me: Say, where'd you get that lipstick? I betcha it was Aisle 14 at Freddies for $4.99. You know, you could get the same shade for less at K-Mart.

Sinister: Really. I, uh, I had no idea. I'll have to do that next time.

Me: Do it right now! Show Freddies what's what!

And thus the X-Men were saved thanks to Sinister's obsessive fetish with lipstick. That, and a Fred Meyers in Virginia some where blew up.

I have no idea where that came from, though I think it might be a quirky thing to have. Maybe a all-price-knowing orange demi-fish? That's a winning combo!

You know, one of these days we'll have to do blood testing to figure out exactly what we're smoking. Then sell it as a cure for restless leg syndrom. Though that might make it worse, come to think of it. Sorry for the ramblings. Did the Dude like his tattoo designs? If not, that's cool. Liz can probably do better.