The Last Post Before Bed Is All Emily's Fault

[bloodyrosemccoy]

By the way, I am now a badge-carrying X-Man. Really.  I have a badge. It came in the mail with a book about pirates, several pictures of Super Mario’s hat, and a Xeroxed bit of vileness the likes of which can never, ever be explained, not even by the person who successfully explained this.

 

Which, of course, brings us to my next question*: What is my mutant power?

 

I submit it to y’all. Anyone willing to supply me with a mutant power? Or am I gonna have to come up with one myself?

 

And while I’m at it, what are yours?

 

As of now, you are unleashed.  Go for it. I await with breathless curiosity.


*My new status as an X-Man brought me to it, I mean.  The rest of the package raised other questions, but a lot of them had to do with what Emily and I are smoking.