The Last Post Before Bed Is All Emily's Fault

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By the way, I am now a badge-carrying X-Man. Really.  I have a badge. It came in the mail with a book about pirates, several pictures of Super Mario’s hat, and a Xeroxed bit of vileness the likes of which can never, ever be explained, not even by the person who successfully explained this.

 

Which, of course, brings us to my next question*: What is my mutant power?

 

I submit it to y’all. Anyone willing to supply me with a mutant power? Or am I gonna have to come up with one myself?

 

And while I’m at it, what are yours?

 

As of now, you are unleashed.  Go for it. I await with breathless curiosity.


*My new status as an X-Man brought me to it, I mean.  The rest of the package raised other questions, but a lot of them had to do with what Emily and I are smoking.

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Re: ??

[(Anonymous)]

Oh yeah, that super power would work.

Sinister: Haha, fear me for I have the X-Men under my big toe. There is nothing you can do now!

Me: Say, where'd you get that lipstick? I betcha it was Aisle 14 at Freddies for $4.99. You know, you could get the same shade for less at K-Mart.

Sinister: Really. I, uh, I had no idea. I'll have to do that next time.

Me: Do it right now! Show Freddies what's what!

And thus the X-Men were saved thanks to Sinister's obsessive fetish with lipstick. That, and a Fred Meyers in Virginia some where blew up.

I have no idea where that came from, though I think it might be a quirky thing to have. Maybe a all-price-knowing orange demi-fish? That's a winning combo!

You know, one of these days we'll have to do blood testing to figure out exactly what we're smoking. Then sell it as a cure for restless leg syndrom. Though that might make it worse, come to think of it. Sorry for the ramblings. Did the Dude like his tattoo designs? If not, that's cool. Liz can probably do better.