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Hey, look! I wrote a fairy tale!

It has some backstory. )

In the old days, when the webs were still sparse in the heavens and the spirits still came to Earth, there lived a man in the city of Jubilation Lake. He was a trapper; the finest in the land. He would go into the mountains with his traps and return with stacks of pelts--red fox pelts, striped raccoon pelts, soft rabbit pelts, even silvery wolf pelts and rough warm bear pelts. And he used his furs for one thing--to trade them for gold and treasure.

He filled his house with riches. Jewels the size of apples, bars of gold and silver, finely wrought art pieces, he hoarded them all as a magpie dragon hoards glittering pebbles. He became known as Goldeye, for his obsession with treasure.

But though the gold gave off a warm glow, his spark stayed cold, for he had no love in his life. And fear of losing his treasure cooled it further.

Consumed with thoughts of thieves in the night, Goldeye finally went out into the mountains taking with him not traps, but with his chests of gold, and returning with not pelts, but with nothing. His gold remained hidden, far from the prying fingers of thieves.

But a man cannot hide from everything. The day he had taken his last bit of treasure to his secret hoard, the mountains were cold and snowy. As he made his way back toward town, an avalanche buried him. Not even thieves would discover his body.

His spark was displeased. He had amassed great treasure, and he would not let death take it away from him. Rather than return to the sky where it belonged, his spark stayed in the mountains--by the cave where he had hidden all of his fortune. Vowing to guard it forever, his spark sought a form in which to dwell.

After days of searching, Goldeye's spark found a grizzly bear.

The bear was a mean one, and had been a terror to all who came through the woods, so Goldeye reasoned he was doing a good deed when he displaced the bear's spark and took its body for his own. The spark of the bear wandered far and wide, but it does not come into this story.

Thus, Goldeye became Goldfur, the grizzly who guarded his treasure.

Many years passed--cold, lonely years for Goldfur. Tirelessly he drove off all who came into his territory, trappers and woodsmen and treasure-seekers alike. His mountain became known as a place no man dared to go.

But one spring day, someone who was not a man arrived.

Aster was a young woman, brown-skinned and blue-eyed. She lived in a cottage deep in the forest. One day she came to Goldfur's mountain carrying a basket.

Goldfur could not tolerate this. )
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So what's that? Mom left early for Thanksgiving in California, leaving Dad and me to follow her later? You know what that means! Time for Adventures With Dad!

Friday

DAD: Well, shall we watch a movie together? We've got some science fiction ones here. Like that Tom Cruise one. Or Transformers 4!
ME: Ooh, I haven't seen Guardians of the Galaxy!
DAD: Or we could watch Transformers!
ME: And I can't stand Tom Cruise, but yeah, Emily Blunt is pretty great. And I like the idea of being stuck in a video game.
DAD: Let's just watch the Transformers trailer.
ME: I rather want--
DAD: TRANSFORMERS
ME: FINE

Hour 427 of Transformers 4

DAD: I have no idea what is going on.
ME: God this movie is a mess but Optimus Christ just punched Grimlock into an alliance and is riding him like Yoshi so everything's cool I guess.

And then I was useless for weeks, because even terrible Transformers movies* leave me on a giant robot high that only subsides after a month or two.

Saturday

DAD: Tonight, you want to go to Interstellar?
ME: ARE THERE TRANSFORMERS IN IT
DAD: No, but your sister's been on a movie high from that one. We could go see it!
ME: For the record, it's three hours long and we can't pause for bathroom breaks in the theater.
DAD: OR we could stay in and watch this Live/Die/Repeat one.
ME: ARE THERE TRANSFORMERS IN THAT
DAD: Just make the popcorn.

It Was Like Being In A Video Game

DAD: Well, I'll admit that was a much better movie than our previous selection.
ME: Yeah, but it could have used more Optimus Prime.
DAD: You say that about everything.
ME: Look, you're the one who insisted we watch Transformers last night.

Then, We Struck Out For California )
bloodyrosemccoy: (I AM MRS! NESBIT!)
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Molly got a new outfit, from Terri’s Touch! My dolls are so cute.

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In completely different news, I have become one of the poor dopes who are not receiving all their comment notifications.* If I fail to respond to you or wind up responding several days later, this will be why.


*LJ refers to this rather ominously as a “third-party problem,” which I believe is code for “Decepticon attack.” Curse you, Frenzy!
bloodyrosemccoy: (Optimus)
This is pretty awesome. My sister has a real eye for how to take photos.

Behind-the-Scenes Tidbit: Charlie the cat is eyeing our hero with faint suspicion because, as it turns out, he makes scary noises.

Also, it was her birthday on Sunday, and I forgot to tell you all! Go! Wish her many happy returns!
bloodyrosemccoy: Calvin and Hobbes looking at the moon with binoculars (Moongazing)
It’s driveway-tearing-out day!

For years, our driveway has been “flat.” This means that every time it rains, a giant puddle gathers in the middle of it, leaking into the garage sometimes. Normally this isn’t a big deal, since around here puddles don’t last too long after the rain, but summer’s been soggy this year, and we’re worried about mosquitos spawning, stale water, crocodiles breeding and biting off our feet, etc..

So today, we’re ripping out the driveway and getting a new one with BLACKJACK! And HOOKERS! that will have drainage and be slanted. It’s actually kind of interesting to watch them work.

And if you’re the four-year-old across the street, it’s positively enthralling.

This kid is all about trucks and heavy equipment. He’s got multiple DVDs about garbage trucks and fire trucks and lumberyards, and every single Tonka truck ever made in the last ten years,* and he knows more about trucks than I do.** Little guy has truck wallpaper and construction equipment pajamas and racetracks and bulldozer-themed dishes.

And then a whole bunch of trucks and construction equipment shows up across the street.

It’s a little like if I was four and I found out mermaids lived in the driveway puddle.

Yeah, so he showed up on our porch today in a hard hat with his Sesame Street toolbelt and plastic battery-powered jackhammer, a look of total awe on his face as he watched the driveway guys spreading gravel around and drive big old Black Cats around.

I gotta admit, I sympathize. Engineering is kind of hypnotic, even through my car-blindness. Except, with me, I keep scanning the equipment looking for Autobot or Decepticon symbols, so perhaps it’s not quite the same for me as for the kid.

Lucky him. He’s fine with the stuff that’s actually there.


*The plastic kind. Which are fine and good because they don’t become lumps of rust like our metal ones did, but which are not nearly so satisfyingly, you know, metallic.

**Okay, this isn’t really hard. As I’ve said in the past, I am car-blind. I classify them using the Go, Dog, Go! method: big cars, little cars, black cars, white cars. And that extends to trucks.

Analogies

Jun. 28th, 2009 05:18 pm
bloodyrosemccoy: (Optimus)
So I wound up explaining to Dad the other night that, while his generation had John F. Kennedy, the generation just before mine had Optimus Prime and the entire G1 line.

Which I think is actually more traumatic. When you’re seven it’s all president, yeah that's a bummer, dude, but Jesus fuck when you’re seven and are forced to watch all of your beloved toys dying horrible deaths? Damn, I don’t care if they brought him back later, that’s going to leave a scar.

To my utter surprise, Dad understood completely.

I’m not sure if I should be worried or pleased beyond measure.
bloodyrosemccoy: Panel from The Killing Joke: the Joker clutching his head and laughing maniacally (Ha)
Great Movie Review, Or Greatest Movie Review?

You remember in the Batman comic The Killing Joke how the Joker sets out to prove his theory that One Bad Day can turn a man from a mild-mannered normal citizen to a psychotic clown who exists only to spread chaos and insanity because he's realized that the entire universe is a big random cruel joke and you just gotta laugh?

I think this movie may have just proved it.

Damn shame, as I love the first one so.

Anyway, brb, off to poison some fish and buy a purple suit.
bloodyrosemccoy: (Optimus)
When you are 24 years old and estimate you are probably one of the oldest people in the sold-out midnight showing theater. And trust me, being amongst a group of rowdy tweeners is sort of like being in the middle of an internet forum. I hunched down with a book and pretended I didn’t exist.*

Anyway, I didn’t care for the nonexistent plot of this movie nearly as much as I did the nonexistent plot of the first Transformers, but it wasn’t bad. They did take out all the useless characters and put in new useless characters, many of which were annoying enough to make me rather miss the old ones, and while The Girl actually got to do a couple of things in it, the movie's erring on the side of the privileged was a lot less comfortably dumb than the last one. (Don't tell me The Twins were a good idea. They weren't.)

Robot-slamming, however, left no complaints. I was very happy to see that even though Soundwave got a badass upgrade*** he still had little minions like Ravage. Hell, his minions have minions. And Optimus … well, I’ll cut for possibly hinted spoilers, but let’s just say that he succeeds where another popular figure ) fails to get an emotional response out of me. I am not at all sure why.

It didn’t reach in and grab me by the inner child, and I think it was too dumb for me to just sit back and wave it off as "Dude, giant space robots, whatcha gonna do" but it did have lots of shinies. [livejournal.com profile] gwalla, for example, gets his wish granted. Not a bad way to spend your midnight, but could have been way better. I’ll stick with the first, thanks.


*There was a Twilight: More Vapid Standing Around trailer. My ears will never be the same.**

**My revenge was to loudly advise everyone in the theater to boycott The Last Airbender for whitewashing when that trailer showed up. Letter-writing is all well and good, but dollars are what Hollywood understands.

***Which is a damn shame, because nothing can match old-school Soundwave in terms of pure awesome, by god. Fear the robotone voice and his cassette tape minions and his awesome powers of STREETLIGHT!
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Great Thing About Living In The Future #482

While you’re waiting for the midnight showing of a movie, you can amuse yourself by watching another movie on your iPod.

Off to see Transformers, against my better judgment. Don’t wait up.
bloodyrosemccoy: (Lobot!)
OH HAY GUYZ, COMMISSERATE WITH ME ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED DURING THE SPORTING EVENT TODAY:



I understand this was the biggest highlight of the game. And I am finally beginning to see why people watch sports even if there is no cheese dip available. (I miss your cheese dip parties, Josh!)
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Aw, now, that was just too short.  My brother the Dude came home for the holidays, and he’s already going back to his damn engineering school.* We had to cram a lot of geeking into a few days, so Mom and Dad had to put up with quite a bit of nonsequiturs involving Batman or Transformers or Pixar. I told him about the latest escapades of his favorite aliens from my stories, the uninhibited and somewhat bonkers wooslets (he helped create them), and he told me a bit about Tae Kwon Do and about how the freshmen at CSM this year apparently find it offensive that they’re called geeks and are trying to counter the campus paper’s “Geek of the Week” column with “Non-Geek of the Week.”  Denial.

 

I also discovered that one of his favorite kids’ movies is The Sandlot, which occupies a real soft spot for him the way It Takes Two does for me. It’s made me wonder about nostalgia movies. What’s a movie you will always love no matter how old you get, flaws and all?**

 

Speaking of movies, as a historic family marker, the Dude was here for the Great Epic New HD-TV And Blu-Ray Setup, which means we got to introduce Dad to WALL*E.  Dad has spent years not liking cartoons, and then he saw Ratatouille and decided it was the greatest movie ever—and so he was totally ready to view the world’s cutest post-apocalyptic movie when we put on WALL*E—and lo, he loved it. But if you ask me, the greatest Blu-Ray experience was Transformers—but then, I just love the hell out of that stupid movie.

 

Maybe when he comes back I’ll make him watch Cloverfield.  Nobody else in this family likes it; maybe I can get one person on my side.

 

 

*Bastard’s actually acquiring a useful skill. He’ll probably manage to get a great job straight outta college. Jerk.

 

**Actually, The Sandlot is a pretty quality movie. If you want a movie I think is a quality family film that occupies a soft spot, I’d go with Secondhand Lions, but I think I was past kid-age for that one.  It Takes Two isn’t in that caliber, but I was ten when it came out and it’s damn fun.

bloodyrosemccoy: (Bat Signal)
Flower Moon
Anniversary - Boys' Clubs
Birthday - Malcolm X (civil rights activist)
Birthday - Pete Townsend (musician)
Youth and Sports Day (Turkey)
Victoria Day (Canada)
 
I have just procured a theme song.  It is one of my favorite TV theme songs ever, dammit, and I will tell you why.
 
But first, this also reminds me, I have a retraction to print here. A while back, I stated that my absolute favorite line in a theme song ever was from the old Transformers cartoon. The song goes like this:
 
Transformers!
More than meets the eye!
Transformers!
Robots in disguise!
AutobotswagetheirwartodestroytheevilforcesoftheDecepticons!
 
Don’t get me wrong. This is a fabulous song. That last line is 21 syllables long, which is about 15 syllables too many. The theme song does not accomplish this addition very gracefully at all. But it is following the very simple concept of those TV theme songs that try to tell you what’s to expect in the show, like those of Mystery Science Theater 3000 *, The Brady Bunch**, or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,*** and for some reason those always amuse me—I like to see what kind of plot elements fit into an opener like that.
 
But I just procured the song that beats all of these. In the most amazing distillation ever, one that has made it famous for 40 years, it tells you exactly what to expect in the show with the following, unbeatable lyrics, which I reprint in their entirety:
 
BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN!
 
That, my friends, is the greatest theme song lyric ever written.
 
And now it’s on my iPod.
 
 
ALSO on my iPod: the old X-Men animated series theme song.
 
We really should not let me get anywhere near music downloads.
 
 
*“We’ll send him cheezy movies—the worst we can find, lalala …”
 
**“… till the one day when the lady met this fellow …”
 
***“They’re the world’s most fearsome fighting team! They’re heroes in the half-shell AND THEY’RE GREEN!”
bloodyrosemccoy: (Lobot!)
Speaking of robots, here’s an interactive post involving robots and shirts for you, since this image is from a shirt, though I actually stole it from [personal profile] kjpepper, who is not a shirt:

Robot Roll Call!

They are all there... 51 different robots from film, television, books,toys and one even from a famous classic rock album. Can you figure outall 51? Do you even know who Konky was?

No, actually, I don’t. Who was Konky?

I did, however, spot a good 22 of ’em without any prompting. That’s … mumble mumble carry the two … 43%. And that’s just the ones I know fer certain sure. The rest—maybe y’all can help me fill in the blanks! 

Also, I can't find Data. How can we miss him? 

ETA: Here's the ones I found without help: Crow T. "Art" Robot, Tom Servo, the gynoid from Metropolis, Wall-E, Johnny Five, Tripod from WOTW, Dalek, K-9, Artoo-Detoo, See-Threepio, Optimus Prime, Rolling destroyers from Star Wars prequels, that one Lost in Space robot, Matrix floating squidbot (aka Sentinel; couldn't remember the name), Rosie the Jetsons' maid, Marvin the Paranoid Android, Bender, Iron Giant, Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Robocop, Megaman

Ones I recognized once I got help: The Tin Man, Bomberman, Hal 9000, robot from The Day The Earth Stood Still.
bloodyrosemccoy: (You Have Displeased Optimus)
Birthday - Copernicus' Birthday (astronomer)
Anniversary - Japanese Internment

I’m unexpectedly done for the day! Last class was cancelled, see.

However, I still have lots to do, so once again instead of the amazing entry about how I swam around in the cosmos in Lamu one night, you get a video of one of the Greatest Moments in Cartoons From Roughly Around My Childhood, ever.*



Back before I complicated my internal file space with original thoughts, I was the human VCR. Everything I saw from about age 4 until early adolescence—every episode of every cartoon—is recorded inside my head to a scary degree.** The fact that I don’t remember more than two episodes of Transformers shows that I did not watch it.

This scene, however, is from one of those episodes. And it has been stuck in my brain ever since. Because watching your toys pound down excessive amounts of what appears to be Kool-Aid mixed with vodka is memorable. Perhaps this is why I have such a distaste for alcohol—not that it makes me sneeze, or that I hate its effect; maybe it’s that I’m subconsciously worried I’ll turn into a Decepticon.

We’ll just use that as my excuse when people offer me a beer at parties, then, shall we? I’m sick of digging up the Fukitol excuse, anyway.


*Not the now-infamous-among-my-friends X-Men scene featuring Mr. Sinister, Cyclops, and a fanged vacuum hose. However, it’s almost of that caliber.

**For example, I can blast all the way through from “United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama …” to “Monaco, Lichtenstein, Malta, and Palestine, Fiji, Australia, Sudan!” without skipping a beat. Talk about useless talents.
bloodyrosemccoy: (Bat Signal)
Candlemas (Catholic/Orthodox)
Groundhog Day
Groundhog Job Shadow Day
Hedgehog Day
Imbolc (Wiccan)
Presentation of the Lord Day (Catholic/Orthodox)
Teach Your Daughter to Volunteer Day
Dia De La Candelaria (Mexico)
 
Scene: The Bizarro Fortress of Terror.  Amelia and [profile] chibicharibdys are watching the Transformers Rifftrax.

[profile] chibicharibdys: So the Autobots knew about the glasses from e-Bay, right? So why didn’t they just buy them?

Amelia: I dunno. Maybe they tried but the Decepticons would have outbid them.
 
[profile] chibicharibdys: I can see it now: Transformers – e-Bay Bidding War. Optimus frantically hitting “refresh” …
 
Amelia: Frenzy would snipe him at the last minute.
 
[profile] chibicharibdys: He would.
 
Amelia: The giant city-destroying battle just seemed less stressful.


*This is the greatest lyric in a theme song ever. There are about fourteen more syllables than can be fit properly in it, and there is no way to fix this.  People have tried.
bloodyrosemccoy: (You Have Displeased Optimus)
New Year's Eve
First Night Celebrations
Leap Second Adjustment Time
Make Up Your Mind Day
Saint Sylvester's Day
Universal Hour of Peace
World Peace Meditation
Birthday - John Denver (musician)
Birthday - Henri Matisse (painter)
First Nights (Canada)
 
“So I guess what this movie’s trying to say is ‘Vroom, vroom, buddow.’”
 
Today’s quote brought to you by Mike Nelson’s Rifftrax of Transformers, which is still the greatest stupid movie in the universe. I GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS, and it will now take serious convincing if anyone wants to keep me from watching it every time I decide to watch a movie. I did not get the version of the DVD case that transforms into Optimus Prime, however, because I am much too classy for that.
 
VROOM, VROOM, BUDDOW!
 
Classy, I tell you.
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Christmas Day
Birth of Jesus Christ
A'phabet Day
Constitution Day (Taiwan)
 
The award this year for Oddest Present goes to my dad’s patient, the voice actor who I’ve never met and who made, for me and each of my siblings, a cassette tape of his most well-known character chatting to us. Apparently he was thrilled to hear that we knew who he was and were interested in voice acting. It was very odd, and very sweet.
 
Did we all have a good Xmas?  Any casualties? No?  Good.  Keep an eye out for Santabot next year. And I hear the Chanukah Zombie is out for blood ...
 

EDIT: Name of voice actor and cartoon character both withheld for patient's privacy. You're welcome to guess, though ...
bloodyrosemccoy: (You Have Displeased Optimus)
Okay, I couldn’t resist. Optimus trumps the Fire-Breathing Hippo for now, but it’s still in my files in case I want to rotate it in again.

Laserbeak!

Jul. 30th, 2007 11:26 pm
bloodyrosemccoy: (Bat Signal)
Birthday - Henry Ford (industrialist)
Birthday - Henry Moore (sculptor)
Birthday - Casey Stengel (baseball)
Independence Day (Vanuatu)
 
Awesome Headline Of The Day:

Shape-Shifting Robot Bird Flies, Spies
 
I doubt very much that it can turn all the way into a giant cassette tape, but you know what? This is pretty damn awesome anyway.
 
 
And on a different note, happy Shark Week, everyone!


bloodyrosemccoy: Beast from X-Men at the computer, grinning wickedly (Beastly)
Day-Out-Of-Time
One Voice
Birthday - 1st Test Tube Baby
Constitution Day (Puerto Rico)
Saint James Day (Spain)
Republic Day (Tunisia)
 
I blame Decepticons.

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