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[bloodyrosemccoy]

Another entry on the list of Things Not To Get Into A Fistfight With: kettles of boiling water.

Today's pizza has been cancelled on account of large knuckle blisters. Who's up for corn chowder instead?

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[redbird]

Do you know james_nicoll?

This entry reminds me of his style.

[fractalwolf.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to imagine a sequence of events that would lead to this post:
"Well, I was planning to make pizza tonight, but this kettle of boiling water just leapt out at me, all spoilin' for a fight. I beat it - bruised and blistered my knuckles up somethin' fierce, but I beat it - and so now to teach it a lesson it I'm going to use its water to make corn chowder instead of the pizza I'd originally planned."