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bloodyrosemccoy ([personal profile] bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2014-09-28 05:20 pm
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Another entry on the list of Things Not To Get Into A Fistfight With: kettles of boiling water.

Today's pizza has been cancelled on account of large knuckle blisters. Who's up for corn chowder instead?
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[personal profile] redbird 2014-09-28 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you know [livejournal.com profile] james_nicoll?

This entry reminds me of his style.

[identity profile] fractalwolf.livejournal.com 2014-09-29 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to imagine a sequence of events that would lead to this post:
"Well, I was planning to make pizza tonight, but this kettle of boiling water just leapt out at me, all spoilin' for a fight. I beat it - bruised and blistered my knuckles up somethin' fierce, but I beat it - and so now to teach it a lesson it I'm going to use its water to make corn chowder instead of the pizza I'd originally planned."
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