I'm trying to imagine a sequence of events that would lead to this post: "Well, I was planning to make pizza tonight, but this kettle of boiling water just leapt out at me, all spoilin' for a fight. I beat it - bruised and blistered my knuckles up somethin' fierce, but I beat it - and so now to teach it a lesson it I'm going to use its water to make corn chowder instead of the pizza I'd originally planned."
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Date: 2014-09-29 12:33 pm (UTC)"Well, I was planning to make pizza tonight, but this kettle of boiling water just leapt out at me, all spoilin' for a fight. I beat it - bruised and blistered my knuckles up somethin' fierce, but I beat it - and so now to teach it a lesson it I'm going to use its water to make corn chowder instead of the pizza I'd originally planned."