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[bloodyrosemccoy]

My sister has a side-splittingly funny mini-rant on the nefarious theft of a Magic Jesus Cracker. "I bet Jesus is turning in his cracker box because of all this silliness."

And don't tell me that I'm missing the point of the whole brouhaha, that the reason they're all up in arms is because the cracker actually turns into Jesus when you eat it. Oh, that is a perfectly rational explanation!

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[bean-bunny.livejournal.com]

David is fairly Catholic (not as Catholic as his grandparents, who keep so much Catholic paraphernalia in their home that David dares to yell at me when I call that place the Second Vatican), but he has a bug up his ass about church crackers. He refuses to believe they actually turn into Jesus.

Me, I'm Protestant and was always told they were crackers, so my only hand in this is when David bitches that I spent my childhood drinking grape juice instead of wine.

But I forwarded this to him, and he'll either love it or yell at me. I'll keep you posted if you care.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

I would love to hear the continuing saga.

See, I can rather understand why David would refuse to believe the crackers actually turn into Jesus. For one thing, that's INSANE. Fairly Catholic is all you need.