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bloodyrosemccoyMy sister has a side-splittingly funny mini-rant on the nefarious theft of a Magic Jesus Cracker. "I bet Jesus is turning in his cracker box because of all this silliness."
And don't tell me that I'm missing the point of the whole brouhaha, that the reason they're all up in arms is because the cracker actually turns into Jesus when you eat it. Oh, that is a perfectly rational explanation!
And don't tell me that I'm missing the point of the whole brouhaha, that the reason they're all up in arms is because the cracker actually turns into Jesus when you eat it. Oh, that is a perfectly rational explanation!
