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My sister has a side-splittingly funny mini-rant on the nefarious theft of a Magic Jesus Cracker. "I bet Jesus is turning in his cracker box because of all this silliness."

And don't tell me that I'm missing the point of the whole brouhaha, that the reason they're all up in arms is because the cracker actually turns into Jesus when you eat it. Oh, that is a perfectly rational explanation!

Date: 2008-07-11 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kjpepper.livejournal.com
Get in line in that processional
step into that small confessional...

Date: 2008-07-12 01:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] packbat.livejournal.com
Love that one. It's on YouTube, too!

Date: 2008-07-14 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] padparadscha.livejournal.com
There the guy who's got religion'll
tell you if your sin's original ...

True story: I first heard that in my AP European History class, when my badass teacher used it to help illustrate some of the Catholic arguments during the Protestant Reformation. I borrowed the CD and ripped that song for my recovering Catholic parents.

Date: 2008-07-11 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zimwifepgk.livejournal.com
I went to a Catholic high school.
I knew a kid from my (public) middle school who went there too.
He got suspended for a week after taking his wafer back to his seat before eating it at a school Mass, rather than taking it from the Eucharistic Minister and putting it in his mouth and crossing himself right away.
Yyyyeah.

Date: 2008-07-14 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] padparadscha.livejournal.com
Catholicism: Crackers = SRS BSNESS.

Date: 2008-07-11 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bean-bunny.livejournal.com
David is fairly Catholic (not as Catholic as his grandparents, who keep so much Catholic paraphernalia in their home that David dares to yell at me when I call that place the Second Vatican), but he has a bug up his ass about church crackers. He refuses to believe they actually turn into Jesus.

Me, I'm Protestant and was always told they were crackers, so my only hand in this is when David bitches that I spent my childhood drinking grape juice instead of wine.

But I forwarded this to him, and he'll either love it or yell at me. I'll keep you posted if you care.

Date: 2008-07-14 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] padparadscha.livejournal.com
I would love to hear the continuing saga.

See, I can rather understand why David would refuse to believe the crackers actually turn into Jesus. For one thing, that's INSANE. Fairly Catholic is all you need.

Date: 2008-07-20 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] queenlyzard.livejournal.com
This Whiskey Tango Foxtrot moment brought to you by Humanity, now with extra Stupidness (tm).

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