A Moment Of Shock

[bloodyrosemccoy]

National Depression Screening Day
UN World Teacher's Day
Republic Day (Portugal)

 

Attention, speakers or studiers of European languages!

 

I need three interjections.

 

Say you’re in the shower, doing whatever it is you’re normally doing in the shower. Shampooing up, singing opera, making those shower faces, generally in the state of meditative zen nowness that is The Shower, and you turn around AND SEE A HAIRY SPIDER THE SIZE OF YOUR FIST HANGING IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE JEEZUS CHRIST!

 

Assuming you are a native speaker, aside from the generic “AAAAAGH”, what do you yell in:

 

-German?

-French?

-Russian?

 

Bonus points if the Russian exclamation can also be provided in the Cyrillic alphabet.

Comments

Re: Konnt ich mich schon selbst befruchten!

[gondolinchick01.livejournal.com]

Badly conjugated? *sigh* Till Lindemann, you suck at your first language. Either that or Liz sucks at it. But I wouldn't put it past you.