You Want I Should Dispose Of Him, Boss?

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Last night's dream was that my sister and I had ordered a cadaver off the internet, y'know, for one of those COMPLETELY LEGIT things you might need a cadaver for around the house. But now we were finished with whatever it was, and the cadaver's services were no longer required. And then we realized that no matter how 100% LEGIT our reasons for having this dead body were, just stuffing it into our trash can for the city to pick up was probably going to be misunderstood. So we had to tear the house apart to find the little printed certificate that had come with the cadaver saying, basically, "It's okay! It was dead when they got it! Donated to [whatever the hell we were using it for] and everything!" I suggested we just Sharpie up our own sign to hang around its neck, but we weren't sure if that would fly, either. Though through the clearer lens of waking thought, I'm thinking probably not.

I think the lesson here is that you should never watch a bunch of episodes of 1,000 Ways To Die right before going to bed.

Comments

[badgermirlacca.livejournal.com]

Either that, or follow it up with 1,000 Ways To Dispose of a Corpse.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

I used to watch 1,000 Ways To Dispose of a Corpse religiously in college! Of course, for some reason we referred to it as 'CSI' ...

[sunshine-shaman.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaaa!!!! This sounds like something we would do....

And the whole time we'd be trying to be quiet so as not to wake anybody up. Because this would be done at like 3 AM...

[asqmh.livejournal.com]

Did you get a quality cadaver or was it a Hong Kong eBay knockoff?

[ellixis.livejournal.com]

I love that your subconscious mind not only considered the problem of legal mail-order corpse disposal, but provided your dream-self with a solution to the problem. Now that's worldbuilding detail.