You Want I Should Dispose Of Him, Boss?

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Last night's dream was that my sister and I had ordered a cadaver off the internet, y'know, for one of those COMPLETELY LEGIT things you might need a cadaver for around the house. But now we were finished with whatever it was, and the cadaver's services were no longer required. And then we realized that no matter how 100% LEGIT our reasons for having this dead body were, just stuffing it into our trash can for the city to pick up was probably going to be misunderstood. So we had to tear the house apart to find the little printed certificate that had come with the cadaver saying, basically, "It's okay! It was dead when they got it! Donated to [whatever the hell we were using it for] and everything!" I suggested we just Sharpie up our own sign to hang around its neck, but we weren't sure if that would fly, either. Though through the clearer lens of waking thought, I'm thinking probably not.

I think the lesson here is that you should never watch a bunch of episodes of 1,000 Ways To Die right before going to bed.