Cowabunga!
Jun. 29th, 2012 03:26 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Aw, yeah, I know how to make a damn fine pizza.

I am finding that good pizza takes a lot of practice. I keep trying different recipes--but the most successful one I've found for thin crust, like the one up there, is snagged from the back of one of those bullshit cozy mystery books I periodically shelve.* I did hit a bit of a snag when the recipe suggested that I use my portable brick pizza oven for best results. Uh, yeah. Look, I'm surprised I have a pizza stone.** But even with the recipes, it takes a lot of work.***
On the plus side, if my appetite for pizza continues, all this kneading is going to give me some serious Popeye forearms. Who'd have thought pizza could make you a badass? The Ninja Turtles were right all along.
*But didn't actually read, because cozy mysteries are Not My Thing.
**Also I have this, thanks to my brother. That's all I really need.
***Getting the darn thing from the paddle onto the stone, for example. Which is why I had the fight with the oven.

I am finding that good pizza takes a lot of practice. I keep trying different recipes--but the most successful one I've found for thin crust, like the one up there, is snagged from the back of one of those bullshit cozy mystery books I periodically shelve.* I did hit a bit of a snag when the recipe suggested that I use my portable brick pizza oven for best results. Uh, yeah. Look, I'm surprised I have a pizza stone.** But even with the recipes, it takes a lot of work.***
On the plus side, if my appetite for pizza continues, all this kneading is going to give me some serious Popeye forearms. Who'd have thought pizza could make you a badass? The Ninja Turtles were right all along.
*But didn't actually read, because cozy mysteries are Not My Thing.
**Also I have this, thanks to my brother. That's all I really need.
***Getting the darn thing from the paddle onto the stone, for example. Which is why I had the fight with the oven.
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Date: 2012-06-30 05:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-30 05:54 pm (UTC)I do like the idea of a secret order of monks dedicated to the art of pizza, tho.
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Date: 2012-07-01 01:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-01 02:03 am (UTC)