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bloodyrosemccoyChildren's Awareness Memorial Day
National Cancer Survivors Day
Pentecost (Christian)
UN International Day of Innocent Children Victims of Aggression
Whitsunday
Day of the Rice God (Japan)
Flag Day (Finland)
You ever have one of those nice quiet days when you’re lounging around on the couch reading a really good book, and your stupid cat decides that the best place to sit is right where the book is and it proceeds to park its cat ass on your chest and purr happily and go to sleep and sometimes drool like a dumbass, and you have to crane your neck and hold your arms up and sort of look around the cat to get to the next page?
Just be very, very glad it’s not a fangirl.
*ahem* Yes, well, aside from my choice of sleeping space this does look rather like me when I’m out cold, even down to my comical wonders-of-technology sleep mask that I use to block out light although it also has a battery powered array of soothing noises you can play but I never do because they’re just too noisy. Emily made sure to use that ridiculous monstrosity as a reference when drawing. She made me do it! I swear!
We’re definitely going just a bit too far with this, but caffeine and summer and late weekend nights watching the latter two Alien movies* do strange things to one’s sense of humor, not to mention decency. But now we have this horrible list of daft scenarios and Emily has all this paper and these markers and this talent that just has to go SOMEWHERE and … yeah, you know how it is.
Next, Emily plans to give him a bath.
God help us all.
*Which suck. But as a fan, Emily expressed an interest in seeing them even if they are bad. But they seem to have warped our brains.
National Cancer Survivors Day
Pentecost (Christian)
UN International Day of Innocent Children Victims of Aggression
Whitsunday
Day of the Rice God (Japan)
Flag Day (Finland)
You ever have one of those nice quiet days when you’re lounging around on the couch reading a really good book, and your stupid cat decides that the best place to sit is right where the book is and it proceeds to park its cat ass on your chest and purr happily and go to sleep and sometimes drool like a dumbass, and you have to crane your neck and hold your arms up and sort of look around the cat to get to the next page?
Just be very, very glad it’s not a fangirl.
*ahem* Yes, well, aside from my choice of sleeping space this does look rather like me when I’m out cold, even down to my comical wonders-of-technology sleep mask that I use to block out light although it also has a battery powered array of soothing noises you can play but I never do because they’re just too noisy. Emily made sure to use that ridiculous monstrosity as a reference when drawing. She made me do it! I swear!
We’re definitely going just a bit too far with this, but caffeine and summer and late weekend nights watching the latter two Alien movies* do strange things to one’s sense of humor, not to mention decency. But now we have this horrible list of daft scenarios and Emily has all this paper and these markers and this talent that just has to go SOMEWHERE and … yeah, you know how it is.
Next, Emily plans to give him a bath.
God help us all.
*Which suck. But as a fan, Emily expressed an interest in seeing them even if they are bad. But they seem to have warped our brains.
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Date: 2006-06-11 06:47 am (UTC)