Dense Creaton Clouds On The Horizon

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Today's ridiculous Google search for the sake of a story: "How to kill a bear with a knife."

Damn, I love writing.

(Unfortunately, it turns out you can't kill a bear with a knife. Bears without knives have enough of an unfair advantage against hobbits. Bears WITH knives ... don't even try.)

Comments

[sriti.livejournal.com]

Heheh you crack me up! (yes, like a nut.)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

"Just like a bear. Brings a knife to a gunfight."

[westrider.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of a comment on an article from a couple of years ago. Some Russian circus had been training a Bear to ice skate. They screwed up at some point, and the Bear ended up hurting a couple of people.

The comment was something along the lines of "Now there's a brilliant idea! Did someone think to themself "You know what? Bears just aren't dangerous enough as it is. Let's strap knives to their feet!""

[stormteller.livejournal.com]

Hang on, could a bear even hold a knife? And wouldn't it be a net disadvantage compared to her own claws?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wastrel/]

And that's just civilian bears, not even army bears (#1).