Never Even Crossed My Mind

[bloodyrosemccoy]

In other news, I was cruisin’ the intersocks today and discovered that KEL/JOREN SHIPPING EXISTS OH GOD WHY.

I suppose I should have known. To be honest, though, even after years listening to teenage girls sigh over Draco Malfoy, Edward Cullen, Raistlin Majere,* etc., it never would have occurred to me. Possibly this is because I require a nano-scintilla of subtext for a hero/douchebag pairing, and there is none here. As far as I can tell, Joren’s main qualification for fancrushery is that he looks like a manga prettyboy. THIS IS NOT ENOUGH.

Fortunately, then I found some great art of Numair, Daine, Kel, and even Kylaia al Jmaa**, as well as the funniest Lioness Rampant cover ever,*** and everything was okay again.


*Yes, unlike the other two there I love Raistlin as a character, but he is not exactly a Romantical Lead.

**Speaking of fancrushes.

***"She's conquered evil--but can she conquer her deepest desires?" OH MAN PRICELESS.

Comments

[westrider.livejournal.com]

I've seen the picture on that Lioness Rampant cover somewhere else as well. An old Dragon Magazine, I think.

I pretty much just assume that all ships that wouldn't break too many laws of physics are out there somewhere, file it under "people are stupid" (with a Rule 34 cross-reference), and go about my business

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

I can't even articulate how many ways that cover entertains me. That eyeliner! That hair! That jewel! That headband! Those earrings! OH GOD, ALANNA IN AN 80'S HAIR BAND.