Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Dude, a raccoon just tried to JIMMY THE LOCK on our back door.

Zombie Apocalypse = old meme. Raccoon Apocalypse = IMMEDIATE DANGER.

At least the cat is on red alert now. THAT'LL make me sleep better.

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[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Not like the cephalopods need any help, anyway. They, too, open up jars and stuff.