Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Dude, a raccoon just tried to JIMMY THE LOCK on our back door.

Zombie Apocalypse = old meme. Raccoon Apocalypse = IMMEDIATE DANGER.

At least the cat is on red alert now. THAT'LL make me sleep better.

Comments

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Once the raccoons and the cephalopods ally and turn against us, it will all be over.

[beccastareyes]

The universities will be safe as long as they don't recruit the squirrels as spies.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Damn squirrels. I just know they'll betray us. Sketchy little bastards with their cute "bushy tails". They're not fooling me!

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Not like the cephalopods need any help, anyway. They, too, open up jars and stuff.