Blood And Gore

[bloodyrosemccoy]

You know that point in the horror movie at the end, right after the Great Big Scary Bit, when the main character figures she’s escaped from and/or defeated the monster/chainsaw-wielding madman and relaxes and lets her guard down and sits down and breathes a sigh of relief and HOLY SHIT UNEXPECTED LAST-MINUTE JUMP-OUT IS UNEXPECTED and she has to suddenly lurch back into Survival Mode and try to kill it with a forklift* or something?

Yeah, that’s how my period was this week.

Normally I have a pretty neutral relationship with my reproductive organs and their various antics—blah blah, bleed bleed, whatever—but when you're wearing your new snowy white tae kwon do uniform and find yourself, so to speak, up Blood Creek without a paddle, there is a moment of serious alarm.

At least the mad dash to the bathroom for the old paper towel trick got me out of a round of push-ups. Kicks I can do, but fuck push-ups.


*¡Olé!

Comments

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

As always, you manage to make absolutely everything amusing. Kudos.