Also, Bad Tree Puns ...

[bloodyrosemccoy]

My sister discovers the shocking twist in M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening.

Now before you ask, “Dear god, woman! Why the hell did you watch that?” I say unto you: if you have watched the MST3k version of Manos: The Hands Of Fate, you cannot judge me!* We were doing the same thing here!

Which turned out to be a good thing, since the movie? Is M. Nigh Unwatchable without the extra audio track.**


*And if you have watched the non-MST3k version of Manos, I say unto you: how is the food at Arkham Asylum?

**My favorite part is the reason the main character and his wife are estranged: she had some tiramisu with some guy who is now STALKING her. Apparently, this makes her a hoor.

Comments

[biomekanic.livejournal.com]

I'm M. Nigh Tired of the "What a tweest!".

The Village's tweest popped up when Weaver started talking about coyotes. Having grown up in PA, I knew there were no coyotes in 19th century PA.

[elvenmoon.livejournal.com]

I could NEVER watch Manos without the help of the 'bots. Seriously, I'd crack within the first two minutes *weeps*

[neintales.livejournal.com]

I think I actually once did watch much of Manos without the MST3K. To see if I could. But my brain is fuzzy on how far I got into it before cracking.

Mind, I do own the Attack of the Giant Shrews and Attack of the Giant Gila Monster on DVD and have watched those without MST3Kness.

..and I also own and watch and even rather enjoy Wild Zero.

BUT I AM NOT IN AN ASYLUM! *runs around with underpants on her head*

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Here, I'll save you the trouble: The Happening in 15 Minutes

The twist is that nothing happens.