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Community College Scam #1 is go!

I have been accepted for fall term at SLCC.

As a non-resident.

Apparently, having lived at the same Utah address for lo these 19 years, and another address in Utah for one year before that, does not count me as a Utah resident, because for a while I had this tendency to go off to college in Oregon or sometimes Africa. I gotta admit, it’s a clever little scam they’ve got going—while filling out the application I knew they were setting it up to make it sound like I wasn’t a resident, but I couldn’t fill it out any other way. And now I’ve got to do the Red Tape thing.

I guess the good news is I’m such a damn resident that I’ll positively steamroll any attempts to make me look like I live somewhere else, but still—screw you, SLCC. Screw you and your petty attempts at getting my money.

The things I do for education.