Setting Things Straight

Okay, here are the rules:

1. Pumpkin Cookies = Delicious

2. Tollhouse Chocolate Chip Cookies = Delicious

3. Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Cookies = ABOMINATION

Two great things do not necessarily go great together.

Are we all clear on that?

Halloween Question Time!

Hey, guys, what's the difference between a ghost and a ghoul?

I have my own thoughts, but I want to see what you folks say before I contaminate the data.

And Lastly, An Announcement

There is now an Amish vampire romance genre.

Between this and Tyra Banks's YA fantasy about magical models,* it's safe to say the time has come to cancel literature. We can all go home knowing nothing more can top the literary achievements of 2011.


*They are called "Intoxibellas." I was hoping that meant they'd derive their magical powers from snorting rails of sparkly pixie dust.