And Lastly, An Announcement
Oct. 31st, 2011 10:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bloodyrosemccoyThere is now an Amish vampire romance genre.
Between this and Tyra Banks's YA fantasy about magical models,* it's safe to say the time has come to cancel literature. We can all go home knowing nothing more can top the literary achievements of 2011.
*They are called "Intoxibellas." I was hoping that meant they'd derive their magical powers from snorting rails of sparkly pixie dust.
Between this and Tyra Banks's YA fantasy about magical models,* it's safe to say the time has come to cancel literature. We can all go home knowing nothing more can top the literary achievements of 2011.
*They are called "Intoxibellas." I was hoping that meant they'd derive their magical powers from snorting rails of sparkly pixie dust.
