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Jan. 21st, 2009 02:30 amMy sister discovers the shocking twist in M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening.
Now before you ask, “Dear god, woman! Why the hell did you watch that?” I say unto you: if you have watched the MST3k version of Manos: The Hands Of Fate, you cannot judge me!* We were doing the same thing here!
Which turned out to be a good thing, since the movie? Is M. Nigh Unwatchable without the extra audio track.**
*And if you have watched the non-MST3k version of Manos, I say unto you: how is the food at Arkham Asylum?
**My favorite part is the reason the main character and his wife are estranged: she had some tiramisu with some guy who is now STALKING her. Apparently, this makes her a hoor.
Now before you ask, “Dear god, woman! Why the hell did you watch that?” I say unto you: if you have watched the MST3k version of Manos: The Hands Of Fate, you cannot judge me!* We were doing the same thing here!
Which turned out to be a good thing, since the movie? Is M. Nigh Unwatchable without the extra audio track.**
*And if you have watched the non-MST3k version of Manos, I say unto you: how is the food at Arkham Asylum?
**My favorite part is the reason the main character and his wife are estranged: she had some tiramisu with some guy who is now STALKING her. Apparently, this makes her a hoor.
