A Recipe For Terror And Suspense That Rivals The Most Well-Made Movie

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Taking stock of your crafting supplies and realizing that somewhere, in the folds and creases of your unmade bed, you have lost a sewing needle.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_wastrel/]

Random acupuncture by surprise is never good! That's worse than in a haystack. I'm assuming you don't have to sleep on the haystack.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Well, to hear my mom tell it [/cheap joke]

Fortunately, I found it. No surprise acupuncture for me!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wastrel/]

Thank goodness for that!

[cougarfang.livejournal.com]

One of the more stupid things I've done in my life was to bring home a few porcupine needles (swept from the floor of a porcupine cage when I was volunteering at the local zoo) to show Albert, carelessly leave them on a bedside windowsill that is exactly at bed level... and wake up with a porcupine needle embedded in my thigh because apparently my sleep-thrashings swept it into a blanket in perfect leg-jabbing position. =_=;;; Luckily, it only got stuck in my skin and not much deeper.

[renshai.livejournal.com]

Augh, I hate when that happens. I don't even worry for myself, necessarily, but I live in terror of one of the dogs stepping or lying on one.

[michellerz.livejournal.com]

Oh God! Tread lightly, my dear!!

[anagramofbrat.livejournal.com]

D:

[barefoottomboy.livejournal.com]

*sympathetic wincing*

[hrhleia.livejournal.com]

Find a good strong magnet and be methodical, one layer at a time!

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

*grin* That was gonna be my next option, but I found the needle, and ever since then it's been damn good times.

[van.livejournal.com]

X-TREME CRAFTING!!!!! new this fall on ABC.

[stormteller.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a good time to flip the mattress.

Could be worse, too. I was once attacked by a roach (it landed on my face! What the hell!), which then fled under the bed. I slept on the couch for about a week.