Don't Forget Our Mission Statement!

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Discussed Executive Team Leadership Goals in our Liberry Staff Meeting today. Actual goal as listed on one of the Powerpoint slides: "Implement consensus decision-making techniques in order to integrate collaborative design."

Hot damn. Toss in "synergy" and "team-building" and you've got yourself a corporate singularity!

Comments

[dark-phoenix54.livejournal.com]

Jebus. What a pile of doesn't-mean-a-fucking-thing.

[cjtremlett.livejournal.com]

You need to play buzz-word bingo.

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

...I hate senses like that. It takes five minutes just to make sure you've parsed it right.

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

SENTENCES, dammit! See, the buzzwords have turned my brain to mush already!

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's the kind of phrase where you know what each word means INDIVIDUALLY ...

[gwalla.livejournal.com]

Have you seen the latest Questionable Content?

[gwalla.livejournal.com]

Rather, this fill-in strip.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

"Unshelved" strips do make the bulletin board rounds at work.

[nobleplatypus]

That sure is a fancy way of saying "actually talk to one another like freaking adults." :P

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

I suppose I should be glad they're WORKING ON IT, at least. Too bad by now we're all bitter.