Might I Have A Bit Of Earth?
Jul. 5th, 2011 11:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Dad is having so much fun messing around with my vegetable garden that he now thinks we should farm the whole dang backyard.
I gotta admit, I did not see that one coming.
Good thing I checked out all those books on self-sufficiency and urban homesteading weeks ago. It wasn’t hard to find them—they are everywhere. It seems that I am not the only one who wants to acquire some useful skills in case of nuclear and/or zombie apocalypse. Or maybe the current economic depression is influencing the zeitgeist. Either way, it means a lot of books about Mini-Homesteading For Dumb Bastards, books that guarantee that, by the time you’re all set up, the only thing you’ll be needing the grocery store for is to buy hygiene products and maybe satisfy your occasional cravings for Ding-Dongs.*
Anyway, I’m gonna start digging up the big dumb hill in the backyard, so that it can be planted next year. Mom thinks I’m nuts for going along with Dad—she doesn’t realize that I was actually toying with the idea of digging up the hill but wasn’t sure he would go for it. It’s hard to know with Dad, sometimes, but once he got all excited about it himself, all bets were off.
ME: I admit, I would rather like to do a native wildflower garden on at least some of the hill.
MY SISTER: I say you do a garden consisting entirely of gallopingly invasive non-native species! A garden that boldly proclaims “Fuck you!” to the neighbors and the local wildlife!
ME: Hell, no. If I plant invasives, they will be paired off with native counterparts so that they can fight to the death. I will have the first ever dedicated garden Thunderdome!
So I guess I’m off to buy a shovel in the next few days, since the only hobbit-sized shovel we have is on its last gasp. We’ll work on how to shore up the hill next.
*I’m guessing that some of the more dedicated books also tell you how to make your own hygiene products. Until they invent trees that sprout rolls of toilet paper, I’m sticking with the grocery store.
I gotta admit, I did not see that one coming.
Good thing I checked out all those books on self-sufficiency and urban homesteading weeks ago. It wasn’t hard to find them—they are everywhere. It seems that I am not the only one who wants to acquire some useful skills in case of nuclear and/or zombie apocalypse. Or maybe the current economic depression is influencing the zeitgeist. Either way, it means a lot of books about Mini-Homesteading For Dumb Bastards, books that guarantee that, by the time you’re all set up, the only thing you’ll be needing the grocery store for is to buy hygiene products and maybe satisfy your occasional cravings for Ding-Dongs.*
Anyway, I’m gonna start digging up the big dumb hill in the backyard, so that it can be planted next year. Mom thinks I’m nuts for going along with Dad—she doesn’t realize that I was actually toying with the idea of digging up the hill but wasn’t sure he would go for it. It’s hard to know with Dad, sometimes, but once he got all excited about it himself, all bets were off.
ME: I admit, I would rather like to do a native wildflower garden on at least some of the hill.
MY SISTER: I say you do a garden consisting entirely of gallopingly invasive non-native species! A garden that boldly proclaims “Fuck you!” to the neighbors and the local wildlife!
ME: Hell, no. If I plant invasives, they will be paired off with native counterparts so that they can fight to the death. I will have the first ever dedicated garden Thunderdome!
So I guess I’m off to buy a shovel in the next few days, since the only hobbit-sized shovel we have is on its last gasp. We’ll work on how to shore up the hill next.
*I’m guessing that some of the more dedicated books also tell you how to make your own hygiene products. Until they invent trees that sprout rolls of toilet paper, I’m sticking with the grocery store.
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Date: 2011-07-06 10:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-06 02:03 pm (UTC)... I'm sorry. I was watching "Laserblast" before I fell asleep last night, and I just couldn't resist.
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Date: 2011-07-06 07:25 pm (UTC)I watched a movie with Roddy McDowall in it last night. All I could think was, "So THIS is how Roddy McDowall DIED?!"
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Date: 2011-07-06 03:55 pm (UTC)It can be done!
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Date: 2011-07-06 04:02 pm (UTC)Look up Square Foot Gardening, which is an interesting idea and sounds like something you would be interested in. And you might want to terrace the hill to make it easier to plant.
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Date: 2011-07-06 04:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-06 04:39 pm (UTC)I also used to have a raised-bed garden. Next to it was a raspberry patch and a shrub rose. Now I have a raised-bed raspberry patch with a shrub rose colony, and the raspberries are continuing the advance towards the lawn.
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Date: 2011-07-06 05:35 pm (UTC)Our parkway garden was planted last year, and the grass surrounding it is being colonized by projectile violets.
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Date: 2011-07-06 07:22 pm (UTC)I've got a couple books on square foot gardening right now, so we'll see if they offer any advice.
I honestly don't know who I'd bet on in your plot there.
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Date: 2011-07-06 04:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-07 08:38 pm (UTC)Are you talking the backyard here, or there? Because if you mean here, then it means perhaps you are coming home at some point! Yay!
I need to learn about guns, yes, if only so I know what to do if they ever happen to me.
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Date: 2011-07-09 09:38 pm (UTC)And yeah, I mean my backyard at home. Rest assured I'm not in England indefinitely and will be getting my sorry butt back stateside probably next summer unless my one awesome professor manages to talk me into doing a master's in English at Oxford after all.
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Date: 2011-07-06 11:12 pm (UTC)What? You thought they made those out of things that grew?
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Date: 2011-07-07 12:32 am (UTC)no subject
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