The Continuing Crisis

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Mother's Day
Jamestown Founding Day
Anniversary - Lewis and Clark Expedition
Anniversary - Stars and Stripes Forever
Underground America Day

 

Called home because it’s The Rules that you do that today.  Talked to Mom, and also talked to 妹。妹 is busy taking standardized tests, from which she paraphrased her favorite exerpt from the directions:

 

 

Read the following poem, then answer the questions.

 

[The Following Poem, which she did not identify]

 

Question 1:

 

What form is the passage written in?

A. Short Story

B. Essay

C. Poem

D. Speech

E. None of the above

 

 

We agree that anybody who could not figure this out not only should never be allowed to graduate, but should also be immediately sterilized.

Comments

[tiryn.livejournal.com]

We agree that anybody who could not figure this out not only should never be allowed to graduate, but should also be immediately sterilized.

Heh heh heh...with you on that one. But then, just who writes questions like that?