Query Letter Blues: The Form Letter I Wish I Could Send

[bloodyrosemccoy]

My Info

Their Info

The Header: Dear Mr. or Ms. Literary Agent,

The Hook: I WRITE BOOK!

Synopsis: IT GOOD BOOK.

My Background: I WORK HARD ON BOOK.

Sign-Off: YOU HELP ME SELL BOOK?

Regards,

Amelia

Comments

[westrider.livejournal.com]

I'm in the midst of Job Applications myself, and oh gods I wish I could just use a Cover Letter like this. I hate writing those things.