bloodyrosemccoy | The Life Experience ~ Spring '10

What I Learned Since The Spring Equinox

When gardening, buy the wrong kind of soil at your own peril.
When you do get the right kind of dirt, though, it’s possible to create self-watering containers out of Common Household Items!
Never volunteer to close the library on Story Time days.
Peyote: not just for crazy uncles! Also a nifty beading stitch!
Using old shirts to make doll clothes is great because you already have hems!
Marigolds planted with vegetables do a good job of deterring pests, and plus they look great!
Don’t plant onion-type plants in the same container as legume-type plants, however, because the onion-type roots apparently do the botanical equivalent of pushing the legume-type roots down and taking their lunch money.
Circumzenithal and circumhorizontal arcs are atmospheric effects caused by ice crystals high in the air—they look like rainbows on top of clouds!
If you don’t like the ending of your book, it’s okay to go back and write a new ending, even if it goes over your self-imposed deadline, because you will feel much better if you do it right.
It’s not just the Horrible Undead Cat who liked to sit in dirt. Our current old cats do it, too.
The TV versions of The Color of Magic/The Light Fantastic and Hogfather are pretty respectable,* but stay away from the animated Discworld movies.
If you don’t change your razor often enough, your lymph nodes could swell up and you’ll start worrying you have cancer.
Keeping a Swiss Ball in my closet significantly raises the chances that I’ll do strength exercises at some point in the day.
Car accidents apparently also come in threes.
Mormon divorces have two parts: the part where you get divorced legally, and the part where you get “unsealed” in the temple, which takes longer. As far as I can tell, you can totally get remarried to your second spouse while you’re still “sealed” to your first.
Nitpicking is my mutant power.
Zyrtec has withdrawal symptoms at least as unpleasant as the various brands of Fukitol I’ve tried—and yet, for some reason, I find Zyrtec a lot creepier.
My eyes are not broken, and my glasses are not polarized: the Nyquil-Dayquil** filter every movie since the mid-90s has decided to go with is bugging other people, too!
Gardening is actually a thing I can do, if I start small enough!

*Except that, while that dude was one hell of a character, I had a hard time recognizing him as Mr. Teatime. In my head he was a lot more … Marshie-esque.

**Alternative name: Revenge Of The Human Traffic Cones.