Load Time For A Meatspace Person Takes A While At First, But They Rarely Pause For Buffering

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Dangitall, how come LJ is broken and yet you all still keep posting? It's not like I can read it, you bastards. My friends page is comatose! How the hell will I know what you had for lunch or see your hilarious attempts at baking cakes or tell you long hideously detailed stories about adventures with menstrual cups this way?*

I guess I'll just have to spend the next few days while I wait for our crack squad of savvy motivated LJ personnel to unbreak everything doing, you know, REAL ACTIVITIES. I understand those huge upright chunks of flesh and hair I keep seeing around are actually people, in some strange non-text, non-icon interface that seems vaguely familiar somehow. I'll see if I can't friend one somehow, though I can't find the button for that yet.***

At least I seem to have fixed my own internet connection. Ball's in your court, LJ.


*Actually, there haven't been many adventures. Contrary to some of the stuff I read on the forums back when I was getting the hang of this thing, I am not suddenly One With My Body, nor do I feel a grand connection with the moon.** It has merely become a new variation on the monthly "Oh, this is happening again" ritual.

**Which is good because it's NOT LIKE I'LL BE GOING THERE ANY TIME SOON OBAMA WHAT THE HELL MAN.

***I know, I know: HURRRRR.

Comments

[westrider.livejournal.com]

I've found that it generally clears up later at night, around the time I typically get home from work. Looks like this is going to be continuing until sometime in May (http://kylecassidy.livejournal.com/591298.html).

The real reason the Moon program was canceled is because they were coming too close to revealing the secret Reptoid Bases. Can't be having that.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

I'd heard that about LJ. I have been trying at different points through the day and it seems to slow down at random times for me.

Here I was thinking the Moon Program kept running into the monsters Rita Repulsa was throwing at us, and the damage was getting prohibitive ...

[westrider.livejournal.com]

The Moon's kind of a pointless destination anyhow. As you mentioned above, Asteroids are pretty much where it's at. IIRC, better resource availability if you pick the right ones, and there's no Gravity Well to climb out of if you want to use it as a stepping stone to, say, Mars or the Jovian Moons.