Load Time For A Meatspace Person Takes A While At First, But They Rarely Pause For Buffering

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Dangitall, how come LJ is broken and yet you all still keep posting? It's not like I can read it, you bastards. My friends page is comatose! How the hell will I know what you had for lunch or see your hilarious attempts at baking cakes or tell you long hideously detailed stories about adventures with menstrual cups this way?*

I guess I'll just have to spend the next few days while I wait for our crack squad of savvy motivated LJ personnel to unbreak everything doing, you know, REAL ACTIVITIES. I understand those huge upright chunks of flesh and hair I keep seeing around are actually people, in some strange non-text, non-icon interface that seems vaguely familiar somehow. I'll see if I can't friend one somehow, though I can't find the button for that yet.***

At least I seem to have fixed my own internet connection. Ball's in your court, LJ.


*Actually, there haven't been many adventures. Contrary to some of the stuff I read on the forums back when I was getting the hang of this thing, I am not suddenly One With My Body, nor do I feel a grand connection with the moon.** It has merely become a new variation on the monthly "Oh, this is happening again" ritual.

**Which is good because it's NOT LIKE I'LL BE GOING THERE ANY TIME SOON OBAMA WHAT THE HELL MAN.

***I know, I know: HURRRRR.

Comments

[asqmh.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Why DID Obama decide to bork NASA? I think Mr. President once wanted to be an astronaut and when they didn't accept him, he decided to become president instead and UNRAVEL THE WHOLE FUCKING PROGRAM.

*ahem*

Or something. It might have been like that.