Shroobular Boobular

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Today’s installment of Ailments You Never Even Would Have Suspected Might Exist:

Athlete’s Boob.

Yes, it is yet another drawback to having boobs that florp down over the skin of one’s torso—apparently my sub-mammarian region is warm, moist environment capable of supporting life. Sort of like deep-sea vents, except instead of studying it to determine the myriad exciting ways life can support itself, I am trying to destroy the whole ecosystem with spray-on athlete’s foot powder,* because sometimes Science takes a back seat to OMGWTFKILLITBLARGH. If that doesn’t work I will have to move on to Plan B, which at this point involves that staple of all movies where you have to kill the alien life form: flamethrowers.

As you can imagine, I’m rather hoping Plan A works.


*The can says “Family Size,” which makes me kind of nervous, to be quite honest.

Comments

[blackbyrd2.livejournal.com]

I have been known to use hydrogen peroxide between my toes, which seems like it ought to be painful, but generally just kills shhstuff. But it might be safer than using bleach-based products. :)

[gwalla.livejournal.com]

Hydrogen peroxide is only painful if it gets in open wounds.