Your Daily Dose Of Dumbfail
Oct. 12th, 2009 11:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bloodyrosemccoyThis made me cry tears of sympathy. It must be so sad not to be able to enjoy a genre secure in the knowledge that it’s excluding other people.
And you know, the anonymous yelling douchebag at the comically overcompensatory magazine* has a point. Here I was all set to write my next sci-fi book about a badass superpowered commando character with a gonzo streak who rescues people from crazy terrorists and then delivers explody justice to them along with her team of commandos,** but now I realize that what I actually wanted to do with the character was make her ride a sparkly space unicorn and shoot magical stars and rainbows from her wand that turn all straight men gay and render them unable to “do things” (as “doing things” is apparently what sci-fi lacks these days thanks to all the WOMEN and QUEERS), and making the galaxy boring because only straight men shooting each other is interesting. At the end everyone sits down to a tea party to talk about their FEEEEELINGS and wear frilly dresses.
Thank you, anonymous yelling douchebag, for clearing that up!
*The SPEARHEAD?! AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
**This is true, actually.
And you know, the anonymous yelling douchebag at the comically overcompensatory magazine* has a point. Here I was all set to write my next sci-fi book about a badass superpowered commando character with a gonzo streak who rescues people from crazy terrorists and then delivers explody justice to them along with her team of commandos,** but now I realize that what I actually wanted to do with the character was make her ride a sparkly space unicorn and shoot magical stars and rainbows from her wand that turn all straight men gay and render them unable to “do things” (as “doing things” is apparently what sci-fi lacks these days thanks to all the WOMEN and QUEERS), and making the galaxy boring because only straight men shooting each other is interesting. At the end everyone sits down to a tea party to talk about their FEEEEELINGS and wear frilly dresses.
Thank you, anonymous yelling douchebag, for clearing that up!
*The SPEARHEAD?! AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
**This is true, actually.
