Gross Science!
Sep. 12th, 2009 02:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
All together now: GAAAAACK!
The suggestion of critters replacing certain organs, however, with no ill effect on the host except in the sense that suddenly they’ve got some other organism with big gross feet or something acting as a vital organ, is an intriguing sci-fi possibility. And replacing your tongue with a giant horrible crawly thing has all sorts of interesting aspects to explore.* Akin had enough trouble with his tentatongue, and that thing didn’t even have a face.
Once again, nature is a step ahead of sci-fi.
*And some entertaining aspects, too: “Now let’s see why you’re having trouble talking. Open your mouth and say ‘ahhh.’”
“Ahh.”
“YEEEEEEEK!”
“Ih ihh bahd, dokhuh?”
On the plus side, it would make for some great practical jokes on your dentist. Or small rude children who stick their tongues out at you ... Oh, the opportunities are endless.
The suggestion of critters replacing certain organs, however, with no ill effect on the host except in the sense that suddenly they’ve got some other organism with big gross feet or something acting as a vital organ, is an intriguing sci-fi possibility. And replacing your tongue with a giant horrible crawly thing has all sorts of interesting aspects to explore.* Akin had enough trouble with his tentatongue, and that thing didn’t even have a face.
Once again, nature is a step ahead of sci-fi.
*And some entertaining aspects, too: “Now let’s see why you’re having trouble talking. Open your mouth and say ‘ahhh.’”
“Ahh.”
“YEEEEEEEK!”
“Ih ihh bahd, dokhuh?”
On the plus side, it would make for some great practical jokes on your dentist. Or small rude children who stick their tongues out at you ... Oh, the opportunities are endless.
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Date: 2009-09-12 09:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-12 09:47 pm (UTC)(stops and takes deep breath)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Seriously, someone should fucking call Torchwood, like, right now.
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Date: 2009-09-12 09:58 pm (UTC)It never ceases to be freaky. AUUUUGH.
Glad I never caught a fish with that as a kid when dad was a boating/fishing nut, I had enough other traumatizations.
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Date: 2009-09-12 10:08 pm (UTC)Especially the giant ones (c.f. this)
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Date: 2009-09-13 12:15 am (UTC)Have you seen the zombie-ant-making fungus??? It is equally bizarre and SUPER ICKY
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Date: 2009-09-13 02:09 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-09-14 02:24 am (UTC)I love the music they picked for the Cordyceps bit, too.
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Date: 2009-09-13 05:14 am (UTC)Yeah. Life is full with infinite possibilities
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Date: 2009-09-13 04:53 am (UTC)Thank goodness Lotusboob isn't actually real. (Though botflies come close)
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Date: 2009-09-14 02:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-13 05:56 am (UTC)When I believe this animal was great for the deep-sea gigantism, this scientific note become it more interesting.
A parasite tongue! It's remember me for the Xenomorph tongue from Alien series.
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Date: 2009-09-14 02:25 am (UTC)Deep-sea gigantism is so weird. I just read a kickass novel featuring it ...
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Date: 2009-09-13 09:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-13 09:57 am (UTC)Ah, symbiosis, what fun! I once invented a kind of symbiotic fish, though so far I haven't thought of what to do with it. Pic: http://sofiaalexandra.deviantart.com/art/I-m-dead-sexy-yeah-111793699
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Date: 2009-09-14 02:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-13 05:59 pm (UTC)...
*clicks link*
...cool! That's way less gross than I was expecting!
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