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bloodyrosemccoyDVD ON SHELVING RACK: The Grinch Grinches The Cat In The Hat
IDLE THOUGHTS: You know, for some reason that always sounded really, really creepy to me.
SANITY PRESERVATION UNIT: *shudder* I sense a disturbance in the Force!
IT: Of course, Dr. Seuss always kind of weirded me out. Something under his innocent books held a sort of vaguely Giger-esque dark madness for me.*
SPU: My god, she’s going to—
IT: And the idea of putting those two characters in the same feature seems somehow to hint at a monstrous clash of the titans.
SPU: RED ALERT, RED ALERT! STOP THIS TRAIN OF THOUGHT! ALL STOP!
IT: And what do we mean by the verb “to grinch,” anyway? Way too sinister-sounding.** I can’t really come up with any definition that doesn’t sound—
SPU: *dramatic slow-motion dive* NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!
IT: —like … Grimdark Seuss.
UNBIDDEN MENTAL IMAGES: *abound*
THE REST OF AMELIA’S BRAIN: GAAAAAH MUST CLEANSE WITH FIRE.
SPU: I have failed. *commits seppuku*
Obviously my Idle Thoughts are trying to grinch me. I kind of wish my Sanity Preservation Unit didn't have The Bishop’s timing.
*Also true, to a much greater extent even, of Gumby. Seuss I still like; Gumby is goddamn Lovecraftian horror. I am absolutely terrified of him.
**Trust me, the theft of Christmas would be the least of your worries.
IDLE THOUGHTS: You know, for some reason that always sounded really, really creepy to me.
SANITY PRESERVATION UNIT: *shudder* I sense a disturbance in the Force!
IT: Of course, Dr. Seuss always kind of weirded me out. Something under his innocent books held a sort of vaguely Giger-esque dark madness for me.*
SPU: My god, she’s going to—
IT: And the idea of putting those two characters in the same feature seems somehow to hint at a monstrous clash of the titans.
SPU: RED ALERT, RED ALERT! STOP THIS TRAIN OF THOUGHT! ALL STOP!
IT: And what do we mean by the verb “to grinch,” anyway? Way too sinister-sounding.** I can’t really come up with any definition that doesn’t sound—
SPU: *dramatic slow-motion dive* NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!
IT: —like … Grimdark Seuss.
UNBIDDEN MENTAL IMAGES: *abound*
THE REST OF AMELIA’S BRAIN: GAAAAAH MUST CLEANSE WITH FIRE.
SPU: I have failed. *commits seppuku*
Obviously my Idle Thoughts are trying to grinch me. I kind of wish my Sanity Preservation Unit didn't have The Bishop’s timing.
*Also true, to a much greater extent even, of Gumby. Seuss I still like; Gumby is goddamn Lovecraftian horror. I am absolutely terrified of him.
**Trust me, the theft of Christmas would be the least of your worries.
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Date: 2009-08-11 12:16 am (UTC)My SPU gave up on me years ago, when it learned that no matter what it did, the tangents and the IT would just keep over running it.