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Jun. 11th, 2009 11:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bloodyrosemccoyToday my buddy Josh, aka ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mile_high_death, is turning 24. He is also graduating from the University of Oregon. From here, it’s two years of film school, five years to being The Most Influential Man In Hollywood, and six years to his first Oscar. He plans to see if it’s made out of chocolate onstage.* I have advised him that if it turns out to be a bit longer-lasting, he should put it in his window and hang a banner outside that says EAT IT, WILL SMITH in big red Sharpie.**
So! This is a step in that direction. Just keep an eye out for The Most Influential Man In Hollywood five years down the road.
Actually, he’ll probably do it in three.
*“Hey, this is hollow! GOD DAMMIT, I DID ALL THAT WORK TO GET AN OSCAR AND YOU ASSHOLES DON’T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO MAKE IT SOLID CHOCOLATE?”
**Poor Will. He so desperately wants an Academy Award, and you just know he’s going to get some posthumous Lifetime Achievement Award instead.
mile_high_death, is turning 24. He is also graduating from the University of Oregon. From here, it’s two years of film school, five years to being The Most Influential Man In Hollywood, and six years to his first Oscar. He plans to see if it’s made out of chocolate onstage.* I have advised him that if it turns out to be a bit longer-lasting, he should put it in his window and hang a banner outside that says EAT IT, WILL SMITH in big red Sharpie.**So! This is a step in that direction. Just keep an eye out for The Most Influential Man In Hollywood five years down the road.
Actually, he’ll probably do it in three.
*“Hey, this is hollow! GOD DAMMIT, I DID ALL THAT WORK TO GET AN OSCAR AND YOU ASSHOLES DON’T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO MAKE IT SOLID CHOCOLATE?”
**Poor Will. He so desperately wants an Academy Award, and you just know he’s going to get some posthumous Lifetime Achievement Award instead.
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Date: 2009-06-11 05:43 pm (UTC)Because I'm an amoral jackass, I'd make up some award like "best actor with a flat top cut" or "best actor wearing high tops" or "best supporting actor to Carlton".
Like I said, amoral.
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Date: 2009-06-12 03:46 am (UTC)Tell him to look me up if he ever needs a screenwriter. Oh, and wish him a happy birthday from me too, I guess. Haha!