bloodyrosemccoy | Consistency

Today’s Activities:

Dither about whether to go out job-hunting or to wait for the results of the interview I’ve just gone to.
Volunteer to go with my brother to beat back the demonically spreading aspens in the backyard.
Nearly have a heart attack when the cat bats at the clippers.
Go inside, stoically ignoring random pain shooting through skin. This is a normal response to being around junipers for me—merely brushing up against juniper causes me skin irritation and pain.
Notice that pinky is particularly painful.
See enormous splinter lodged in pinky.
In the way of Schrödinger’s thought experiments or Wile E. Coyote physics, register WAY MOAR pain now that I can see the splinter.
Dig splinter out of finger with carelessly sterilized needle and tweezers—while answering the phone.
Decide that that is quite enough yard work for the day.

Yeah, I’d say the day has been seized. Can I go in now?