This Was A Triumph. I'm Making A Note Here: "Huge Success."

[bloodyrosemccoy]

So Cheney’s greatest achievement this administration was that he kept us safe from terrorists.*

 

While we’re at it, I’d like to point out the swell job he’s been doing keeping off those damn space aliens.

 

Seriously … this man is basing his entire legacy on having been elephant repellent? Really?

 
Well, uh ... way to go, Big-Time Dick.  Go away now.  We'll hold off those elephants on our own now, really.  Thanks.
 

 

*Except for, you know, that one time that there were actual terrorists.

Comments

[bean-bunny.livejournal.com]

Well, he kept the quails safe from his friend.

[marag.livejournal.com]

Heh. My congratulations on being the first person to use the old "elephant repellant" joke, which is so very relevant here. It sure is easy to repel elephans when there aren't any, hmm?

My sister called yesterday to laugh hysterically that the Shrub described himself as a Type A personality. "He took a one-month vacation at his ranch!"

I can't wait until next Tuesday. I really can't.

[nobleplatypus]

HEY.

Don't give Dick credit for keeping the damn space aliens at bay. That was all me, got that? ME.





... me.

[tay421.livejournal.com]

I don't usually find myself at such a loss for words, but all I can think of to say is "Lol." It's funny because it's true.

I'm just glad they'll be out of office soon.