A Great Fall

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Oh my GOD that was a spectacular trip.  Caught my ankle on the chair leg and fell over two dining room chairs and a table corner.  Dishes rattled.  The cat fled.  The family screamed.  Tea spilled.  A hubcap went rolling away.  I’m pretty sure the shock wave changed weather patterns.  It's a wonder I didn't burst into flames.

 

Also, somehow in the intricate dance of gravity and the human body, I not only bruised both knees; I also managed to whack my boob on something.

 

I’m gonna feel that tomorrow.
 

Comments

[stagemanager.livejournal.com]

I am absolutely going to BURN IN HELL for laughing so much at your injuries. But, see, it's YOUR fault for the way you described them.

Hope it doesn't hurt too badly.