A Great Fall

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Oh my GOD that was a spectacular trip.  Caught my ankle on the chair leg and fell over two dining room chairs and a table corner.  Dishes rattled.  The cat fled.  The family screamed.  Tea spilled.  A hubcap went rolling away.  I’m pretty sure the shock wave changed weather patterns.  It's a wonder I didn't burst into flames.

 

Also, somehow in the intricate dance of gravity and the human body, I not only bruised both knees; I also managed to whack my boob on something.

 

I’m gonna feel that tomorrow.
 

Comments

[tay421.livejournal.com]

You didn't just drink that, did you? That's not good! That's nitroglycerin. Don't move, eh, don't breathe, don't do anything. Except pray, maybe...

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

"BOOM!" "AAAAH!"

I love that movie.