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Oh my GOD that was a spectacular trip.  Caught my ankle on the chair leg and fell over two dining room chairs and a table corner.  Dishes rattled.  The cat fled.  The family screamed.  Tea spilled.  A hubcap went rolling away.  I’m pretty sure the shock wave changed weather patterns.  It's a wonder I didn't burst into flames.

 

Also, somehow in the intricate dance of gravity and the human body, I not only bruised both knees; I also managed to whack my boob on something.

 

I’m gonna feel that tomorrow.
 

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