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bloodyrosemccoyATTENTION, GAMERS!
Do you ever raise yourself up from yourSatanic orgies of depravity game nights and say to yourself, “I have decided that it is time to taint more people with my diseased immorality and hellish madness, not to mention my occult black magic of heathen paganism! Perhaps I will send a large pile of my ill-gotten devil-cursed money to an unsuspecting charity organization for starving children!”
Well, you can’t! We’re on to your little game!
Some of the more vigilant organizations, like oh say Gary Gygax’s favorite charity, will not accept any sort of $17,000 donation that may have had anything to do with any soul-blackening RPGs. Thank god we’ve got vigilant people out there with children’s best interest at heart! They may not have food or clear running water, but by god their souls will be pure so they can go to heaven when they starve to death! On behalf of all starving children everywhere, I tip my hat to the good work of the Christian Children’s Fund.
ETA: Blood-Pressure Bonus Round: Woman refuses to give candy to Obama supporters for Halloween. Fortunately she has much nicer neighbors.
Do you ever raise yourself up from your
Well, you can’t! We’re on to your little game!
Some of the more vigilant organizations, like oh say Gary Gygax’s favorite charity, will not accept any sort of $17,000 donation that may have had anything to do with any soul-blackening RPGs. Thank god we’ve got vigilant people out there with children’s best interest at heart! They may not have food or clear running water, but by god their souls will be pure so they can go to heaven when they starve to death! On behalf of all starving children everywhere, I tip my hat to the good work of the Christian Children’s Fund.
ETA: Blood-Pressure Bonus Round: Woman refuses to give candy to Obama supporters for Halloween. Fortunately she has much nicer neighbors.
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Date: 2008-11-03 05:51 am (UTC)