Admit It: You Missed The Fanspam

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Okay, so I never found the Joker hot. Motherfucking cool, sure, fascinating from the meta perspective, definitely, but not hot. And actually, I never found Heath Ledger particularly compelling, either—he was just another Hollywood face. And I did not understand the urge people get to slash everybody's favorite psycho clown with Batman.

UNTIL bri_chan POSTED THIS SHOT.

Holy shit. You could lose your virginity just by looking at it.

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I think I have a new desktop wallpaper.  


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Comments

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

This just brings to mind shades of fifth grade, where i horrified my entire class by declaring my undying love for Darth Vader.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

... And then Hayden came along and RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE.

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

INORITE.

[lookingforwater.livejournal.com]

Oh Mistah J.

I can just see the transcript, years from now. "So, Ms. [name withheld], exactly when did you realize you had a pathological attraction to murdering psychopaths?"

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

"Well, right about the time I saw THIS PICTURE!"

"Oh, well. When you put it that way, it's actually perfectly reasonable. No more therapy for you!"

[lookingforwater.livejournal.com]

Arkham Asylum provides only the most quality care to its patients.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

"Dr. Quinzel, I read your report on our new patient. You know you can't recommend the death penalty."

"Are you kidding? Nobody should be crazy enough to move in on my puddin--I mean, fall in love with the Joker! GAS HER!"

[lookingforwater.livejournal.com]

I'd bust you out.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Aw, now here I thought it was you!

[lookingforwater.livejournal.com]

Then would you bust me out?

Possibly we'd have to bust each other out.

[chairman-wow.livejournal.com]

So, this is going to lend an interesting new dimension to my re-watching of this film tomorrow.

I don't know whether I hate you, or love you.

SO WRONG *cry*

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

YES, but I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.

[chairman-wow.livejournal.com]

ME NEITHER. >_>

[jesuitfluff.livejournal.com]

... I need new pants.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

That was my response, too. Although, alas! All my pants are in the laundry. Maybe Mistah J. will let me share his till mine are all clean again?

[kadharonon.livejournal.com]

...whereas I found him hotter and hotter throughout the film, peaking at the point where he turns around wearing the nurse dress...

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

... Okay, yeah, the nurse dress was pretty sweet. As was the @$%# *clickclickclick* bit while he was in it.

And he kept those kickass socks on, too!

[kadharonon.livejournal.com]

Nothing makes a man hot like a bit of themed crossdressing?