I'm Busy And Tiding You Over

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Superman may be a dick, but Batman is a jerk. I mean, not even Superman would just march over to his archenemy, right around 2:51 on this clip, inform him that he’s so ugly he drives people crazy, then cheat him at blackjack. Now that’s superdickery.

Also, that shuffling animation is wonderful. I could watch him casually fool around with cards all day. 

Comments

[xaandria.livejournal.com]

If I were the doorman for that casino I'd probably end up beating someone with their own arm before lunch.

"Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha."

"Dammit, that's it." ::snnnnnrwek:: ::whump whump whump::

"That's my arm, you bitch!"

"Oh, is it?"

"Yeah. Give it back."

"Hah. Come and take it."

"I will!"

"Oh yeah? You and what army? Ha ha ha ha ha."

Please excuse the above. Tonight's an odd mood night.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

"Oh yeah? You and what army? Ha ha ha ha ha."

Okay, I cracked up at that.

I just love how offended the Joker is that billionaire airhead Bruce Wayne thinks he's creepy-looking. You'd think a psychotic mass murderer would have thicker skin.

But then, clearly he works at his appearance. It's just that I always thought he was trying to convey an aura of insane menace.

(Also, I love the running gag in this show that villains meet him as Bruce and go through elaborate "Don't I know you?" routines before finally brightening and saying, "Oh, I know! You're BRUCE WAYNE!")

Rather OT

[biomekanic.livejournal.com]

Aqua Serene, a fish/"indoor hydroponics" store here in Eugene has a bucnh of Dia de los Muertos (sp) skeletons in aquariums on their show floor. I'll take some pics next time I'm there.

Re: Rather OT

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Woohoo!

My sister's taking a whole damn class on it next term. I'm considering stuffing her in a closet and taking her place.

Enjoy my Batman icon, which MAKES your comment topical.

[bean-bunny.livejournal.com]

Have you ever read the rant about the Green Lantern posted at the SA forums? Let me know if you haven't and I'll repost it here. It's long. butFANTASTlC.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

I have not! Enlighten me.

[bean-bunny.livejournal.com]

In its entirety, not by me:

Now, I don't know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how completely insane the powers in the DC universe are. Look at Superman. This guy has more powers than French restaurants have ways to say "your taste in wine is atrocious". He has powers to do with every part of his body and then some. He forgets powers sometimes. He can shoot heat rays out of his eyes, frost breath from his mouth and red son radiation from his ass. He's that sort of crazy dude. All because he absorbs solar radiation.

Look at Batman. His power? The anti-power. Sure, he should be some tame, kung fun master of not much, but instead he's the hottest shit to ever shit on a plate. You got a power? He'll find your weakness and give you seizures or heart attacks. He'll light you on fire when
you're sleeping or make you recharge your green lantern ring in the power outlet. Ten thousand volts of fuck you batman. That's Batman.

But the fucking Flash, my god, my FUCKING GOD, this man has the greatest powers of all. If Superman's powers are being sucked off by twin super models and batman coming home to discover your wife is not only bisexual but has two friends she wants you to 'get in on' then the Flash is an orgy with a thousand women who also want to pay your World of Warcraft billing. And click the mouse for you. This man is just that fucking hot. They have to power him down in the comics half
the time just to keep him from doing everyone else's job.

Ok first off, he can travel at lightspeed. Mother fuck! Not only does he travel at lightspeed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he's having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he's already gotten to Arizona. That's fucking fast. But wait! The ability to move at Lightspeed just isn't fucking enough!

I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you've been hit five times in the cock and two times everywhere else. You think you're about to fight the Flash and then it hits you, for the last split second he's beaned your beanbags with more blows than you
had sperm. But no, there's more!

The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects,
phasing through solid matter like it ain't no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at lightspeed would run into shit but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond, fucker) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be "okay" afterwards or FUCKING EXPLODE. That's right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transfering kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. IT's bad enough you can't hit this guy, but he doesn't even have to punch you.
Now your testicles have exploded and you're thinking you're about to hit him. Jesus? Just give it up. He's the fucking Flash.

Now imagine that somehow there's someone who can get around the Flash blowing your balls up secret ninja technique. Ok. He can also control the flow of energy between objects. This power makes no sense but basically he can throw a rock at you, and you think it's going slow and then he's like WHOOHOOO WIZARDLY FLASH POWERS and bam it's going at lightspeed. So he can throw seven million rocks at you in a second then make them all goes different speeds thus striking your nads with seven million rocks one after the other.

[bean-bunny.livejournal.com]

But wait! There's more! He can also take energy from the very power of speed and make clothes out of it. Yes. Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST. The man is so fast he can make Flash pants that GOES FAST go right into. I don't even start to understand the physics of that but basically SPEED == REALLY TIGHT UNDERWEAR AND COOL LIGHTNING THINGIES OVER THE EAR. You would think this is the end of it but ok let's say Flash is fighting Superman and shit he's going to lose and FUCK how is Superman THIS fucking strong? I don't know he must be Superman fused with Batman into some sort of guy with tons of plans on how to punch you far harder than anyone else ok to end it off the Flash can GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME ON COMMAND.

How do you beat this dude? You're thinking you're hashing him good, laying down the beatdown, missing your balls and suddenly BAM YOUR MOM FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TWENTY YEARS AGO and there's a dent in your forehead and Superman not thunk so gud no more. Actually she didn't fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her! Fuck you Flash! You moved the stairs to Soviet fucking russia! RUSH-A! Bitch.

Oh, and lastly his greatest power is he isn't fast in bed. He takes it slow and gets all the ladies with his superpowers then actually satisfies them in the sack. Who the Hell is this guy? You'd think he could AT LEAST be a premature ejaculator since his penis is moving at lightspeed but NOOOO he's even good in bed.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Wolverine sucks cock and should go die in a freak greasefire.