Let That Be A Lesson To You

Reason #789 Wh My Characters Are Not Like My Children

I love killing off evil characters. Makes me feel like God bringing the smitedown unto wrongdoers.

Now if only I can convince the poor dope who did the actual killing that he was doing God's work, it'll all be golden.

It's The Beards

ME: I think I'm having a four-dwarf day.

MOM: What the hell does that mean?

ME: I'm grumpy, dopey, sleepy, and sneezy today.

MOM: Oh, good grief.

ME: And if I keep on sputtering and spluttering instead of talking, I may level up to five soon!

MOM: I don't even want to know.