"Dude--"

Huh, well, I hear the Academy Awards were on tonight. I did not watch. Most of those movies look like this to me:

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I have just spent two entire days going over the EXTREMELY COMPLICATED MATH involved in trading shift hours. General relativity, eat yer heart out; you got nothing on such difficult concepts as “I will take your three-hour shift next Friday if you work my three-hour shift this Wednesday."

Watching my co-worker deliberately scribble down hours in pencil, complain that I’m confusing her, and start over about twenty times, would be funny if I didn’t have to try to walk her through it.*


*This is mitigated slightly by my tendency to hear the 3¼" floppy running noise when someone is trying to think.

*eyeroll*

Y’know, the guy on the Daily Show tonight talking about Mother Teresa is right on about her being rather a terrible person, but for crying out loud, going after postage stamps? That’s just dumb.

ETA: Most hilariously angry guest EVER.