RRGH

For Prime’s sake, cat, shut UP and get the hell off my windowsill. See, I know you want to be let in. That’s why I went around to the TV room and OPENED THE GOD DAMN DOOR.

At which point you stared at me and yawped like an idiot. It did not, it seems, occur to you that the open door meant you could come in.

That, my friend, is why you are STILL OUTSIDE.

Moron.

Dr. Manhattan In A BUNNY SUIT

And now, just to swing the pendulum the other way from Grimdark Brawl, enjoy some G-Rated Watchmen—the version well-meaning clueless parents thought they were taking their four-year-olds to when they didn’t notice the R rating. Rorschach will take your ice cream AND your candy if you don’t tell him who put the Comedian in time-out!

DA is being a poopface contrary, so I am not sure if this link to the gallery page where it starts will work, but I trust you net-savvy nerds to figure it out.