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Dear John McCain,

Your judgment: I question the everloving hell out of it.  Because your choice for running mate?  Batshit. What kind of human being thinks this sort of thing?

This woman needs a conscience, but the ones we have won't do.  Sending Jiminy Cricket would be like firing a six-shooter at the Death Star.*  We would have to genetically engineer some sort of Jumbo Jiminy, some six-foot-tall hulking cricket with mega armor, who has traded in his umbrella for a bazooka and his spats in for cleats. And we would have to eliminate the need for sleep from him so he could keep an eye on her 24/7.

McCain, on the other hand, needs to go several rounds with the ClueMonster.

Remember when the nice thing about W and Cheney was that at least they were as low as we could possibly go and it was all uphill from there?

I miss those days.


*And not even aiming at the weak point.